We Own Tha Enternat!

"This girl!"

This girl is so cool, that is you had green beans and you thought they were cool, she'd cooked em'. If you're all like yo girl I'm cooler than you, she'd be like, "What!? Yo mama washes yo underware!" One time I tried to out cool this girl and she was all like, "You wish!" This girl is tight fo life son!

"Whiskey and Beans."

Beans, good for your health good for your heart. The more you eat them, the more you fart. Whiskey, bad for your health bad for your heart. The more you drink it, the more you wanna bang an ugly chick. Although if you put the two together, you'll wake up with this guy next to ya... Whiskey and beans, God loves you.

All I need is some tasty waves, a cool buzz and I'm finnneee... That's where the other dude worked.

"BMX!"

Fire it up! Go for it! Take it like a champ! All guts and no glory! Pain is temporary and regret is forever! BMX! Screw it and do it!

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Cool man...

America! Does it get any better than this!